Mother Pants — by Laura Houston
Motherhood didn’t always fit me. It often felt too tight. Too restrictive. Awkward. Impossible to zip up.
But this week my pants fit. After moving 3,000 miles away from the home I loved, adjusting to a big, new city, making new friends, missing old ones, and trying to find a place where I sort of fit in, I am finally hitting my stride as a mom.
I had a great week.
Here are a few random thoughts and things that happened:
I learned that my sons are not being rude at the dinner table when they say, “F@#k peas.” They’re actually being polite, asking for a “fork please.”
Most Saturday evenings we meet other parents at the playground across from a luxury high rise. This Saturday I said to one of the dads, “Whenever I see those people all dressed up and getting into a taxi to go see some show or eat at a fabulous restaurant, I sometimes wish I could do that instead.”
And he said, “Every time I stepped out of that building all dressed up and headed somewhere fabulous, and I saw parents playing with their children in this playground, I wished I could do this instead.”
Touché.
I have a pair of mimics. Wyatt and Lyle regularly play with another pair of twins who hail from London. Now they no longer call me Momma. Instead I am now “Mummy” complete with the accent.
I still can’t get Lyle to sleep through the night, but I can calmly get him into bed at 8:00pm. He won’t necessarily go to sleep right away. No. In fact, he cries and whines for the first half hour, but when he finally agrees to sleep, he stays that way for almost six hours. A record!
The boys can count to 12. We live on the 12th floor, and we always count going up. And going down. Now they do it without me.
They can dance and actually hit the beats.
Instead of throwing the blocks, we are finally starting to build stuff with them.
I gave Lyle a timeout and a lecture along with it, and it actually changed his behavior.
Most nights when Dave comes home I ask him if he wants a glass of wine or a beer, but I didn’t realize how much of a habit it was until Wyatt greeted the babysitter with the line: “Do you want a glass of wine?”
It has been fun.
What changed? Well, sure, the boys are getting older. But I can also credit changes I made. I started exercising again. I had to. I threw out two discs in my back, and I am finally out of pain for the first time in two years. Also, I am working part-time, and that makes my brain work a little better. And there are things to look forward to: swim classes, father’s day, vacation, summer in Central Park, not cooking every night because it’s too hot, and reading a really good novel.
It feels like I am finally returning to me. And even if my pants don’t fit me like they used to…in that they are way too loose in some places and too tight in others….well….that’s OK. They still pull on easily, and they’re comfortable. Finally. My mother pants are comfortable.
3 Responses to “Mother Pants — by Laura Houston”
Great post, Laura. Sometimes motherhood can be overwhelming…and other times it seems that ALL we are is a mommy. But when being a mommy is just one positive part of our identity — and it feels (or fits!) right, it's the most amazing feeling :) Glad you've got it now!
By Jamie L on Jun 14, 2011
I'm STILL trying to fit into my Mommy pants ( after 8 long years!), but I can almost zip them and they are feeling more comfy every day!
I used to look at the Moms in my neighborhood, all dress to kill, with their housekeepers and nannies taking care of their kids and think, wow…they have the life. Now I look at them and think, I bet they don't have the bond that I do with my son, playing handball at the park, digging in the garden together, getting soaking wet watering the plants outside…they can keep their $2000 outfits. I'd rather be in my Target clothes and have fun with my son!!
By Cara Meyers on Jun 14, 2011
Babies won't be babies forever. It is very precious to watch them sleep at the expense of us, lacking sleep. I treasure the moments.
By J.Richmore on Nov 15, 2011