Moms Always Share…:) by Ali Skylar
CHARACTERS:
Mom, Son
SETTING:
A mom and son at college are texting each other.
Mom: Hey, start thinking about what you want to get with the couple of million dollars I’m going to give you when I win the $700 million powerball drawing tonight!
Son: You bought a ticket?
Mom: Yep
Son: Since when do you buy lottery tickets?
Mom: Since yesterday.
Son: Mom, you know you’re not going to win.
Mom: This from a kid who I’ve been buying lottery tickets for since you were 8?
Son: That’s different.
Mom: Why?
Son: I’ve got better luck than you! I always win a dollar here or there.
Mom: Well, technically, since I bought you the tickets, I was winning the dollar here or there.
Son: Oh yeah, I didn’t think about that. So what are WE going to do with $700 million dollars?
Mom: We?
Son: Yeah, we!
Mom: So now I’m sharing my winnings with you? I don’t remember you sharing your dollars with me.
Son: You’re a mom, mom. You always share.
Mom: That’s true. And $700 million dollars is a crap load of money. I’d definitely share it with you – and your sister and dad – let’s not forget them.
Son: Ah man, I thought we could just keep this between us.
Mom: Funny honey!
Son: Gotta go – text me when we’re rolling in the dough.
Mom: I’ll do better than that. I’ll fly in my private jet to you to deliver your winnings…:)
THE END
